Issued Garments Record SRD-118-H
SRD-118-H Filed 10 May 2026
Departmental Hood, Division Unspecified
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Office of Provisional Authority
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-118-H
- Civilian Price
- $64.00
Description
A heavyweight hooded garment bearing the crest of a department that was never formally named. The crest is correct. The department is the part in question.
Issued to personnel whose assignments were redacted before they could be filed. The Ministry maintains that those assignments were completed satisfactorily, and that the personnel exist.
Cut for standing in hallways and being asked to wait.
Handling Notes
- Interior label intentionally left blank.
- Do not iron the crest. The crest does not respond well to heat or scrutiny.
- If asked which division, you are not required to know.
Approved for Civilian Use