Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION ⛬ EST. ████ The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods Surplus Release Division

Public Release Catalogue · Surplus Release Division

The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods

Official goods from an unofficial department.

A long-rumoured public department responsible for cataloguing, containing, and redistributing objects with no clear relationship to one another. The Ministry does not sell merchandise. It releases goods.

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All items are unrelated · All categories are provisional · All explanations are pending review

MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION ⛬ EST. ████ Misfiled

Department Directory

The catalogue is organised by Ministry division, not by category. Categories are provisional.

DIV. 01 Issued Garments Approved apparel released for public wear. 4 on file → DIV. 02 Public Surplus Goods no longer needed by the Ministry and cleared for civilian acquisition. 4 on file → DIV. 03 Misfiled Inventory Items with no known department, purpose, or relationship to anything else. 3 on file → DIV. 04 Classified Goods Visible. Not purchasable. 11 on file → DIV. 00 Archive Past releases, retired designs, and recovered case files. 12 on file →

New Public Release

All department notices →
INTERNAL MEMO MEMO ARC-009

Archive Unsealed: Recurring Counts Folder Released

A folder belonging to the dissolved Bureau of Recurring Counts has been opened and added to the public Archive.

Recently Made Available

Goods cleared for civilian handling. Acquisition implies nothing.