Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION ⛬ EST. ████ The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods Surplus Release Division

Issued Garments Record SRD-205-P

SRD-205-P Filed 18 May 2026
Ministry Record Restricted — Handling Authorization Required

Embroidered Patch, Provisional Authority

Classification
Garment Accessory
Department
Office of Provisional Authority
Status
Restricted — Handling Authorization Required
Release Code
SRD-205-P

Description

Iron-on patch granting the bearer provisional authority over an unspecified matter for an unspecified duration. The authority is real in the sense that the patch exists. It is not real in any other sense.

Release of this item is currently restricted pending a determination of who keeps requesting it. The Ministry would like to speak with that person.

Handling Notes

  • Confers no actual authority. This has been confirmed twice.
  • Affixing this patch to a real uniform is discouraged and possibly your problem.
Restricted — Handling Authorization Required

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