Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION ⛬ EST. ████ The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods Surplus Release Division

Field Notes NOTICE F&D/7-118

DEPARTMENT NOTICE NOTICE F&D/7-118

Department Notice: Concerning Warehouse 7

Issued
19 May 2026
Classification
INTERNAL — CIVILIAN COPY
Distribution
Public Record (civilian copy)

Facilities & Disappearances wishes to address recent inquiries regarding Warehouse 7.

The Ministry confirms that inventory continues to enter Warehouse 7 on schedule. The Ministry confirms that inventory does not consistently leave Warehouse 7 on schedule. The Ministry does not confirm any relationship between these two facts beyond their proximity in this notice.

The following goods are currently logged as present in Warehouse 7 and simultaneously unable to be produced from Warehouse 7:

  • One enamel pin depicting a tooth (not yours)
  • A quantity of commemorative prints, count disputed
  • Other items, list withheld

Staff are asked to stop entering Warehouse 7 to “have a look.” It does not help, and we have begun to lose the staff as well.

— Facilities & Disappearances

Filed END OF MEMO · NOTICE F&D/7-118

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