Issued Garments Record SRD-041-B
SRD-041-B Filed 02 May 2026
Issued Garment 041-B: Weather-Resistant Frankfurter
- Classification
- Garment
- Department
- Emotional Support Division
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-041-B
- Civilian Price
- $38.00
Description
Standard-issue field shirt depicting a single frankfurter in conditions of mild emotional distress. The frankfurter is not in danger. The frankfurter is simply aware of certain things.
Originally produced for the Emotional Support Division during a period the Ministry no longer comments on. Re-released for civilian wear following a routine inventory dispute that was resolved in the garment’s favour.
Wearing this item does not obligate you to explain it.
Handling Notes
- Machine wash cold. Do not wring. Do not console.
- Garment may appear sadder after laundering. This is within tolerance.
- Not certified for actual weather.
Approved for Civilian Use