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Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods
Surplus Release Division

Archive Record SRD-053-U

SRD-053-U Filed 09 Feb 2026
Ministry Record Owner Not Found

Object 53: Umbrella, Unclaimed

Classification
Recovered Good (Retired)
Department
Lost Property Sub-Office
Status
Owner Not Found
Release Code
SRD-053-U

Description

An umbrella entered into Lost Property and held for the statutory ninety days against a claim that never came. It is dry, intact, and of a make the Sub-Office cannot source. No one recalls the weather that would have required it.

Reproduced for the Archive once the holding period expired. The Lost Property Sub-Office notes that an unclaimed umbrella is, in its experience, the most claimed thing of all, and that this one is the exception.

Handling Notes

  • Held the standard ninety days. No claim received. No rain recorded indoors.
Owner Not Found

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