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Form SRD-1 · Public Release Catalogue Clearance: Civilian · Revision pending
MINISTRY OF UNRELATED GOODS SURPLUS RELEASE DIVISION EST. ████ The Ministry of
Unrelated Goods
Surplus Release Division

Public Surplus Record SRD-302-V

SRD-302-V Filed 06 May 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Ceramic Morale Vessel, Burrito Adjacent Sorcery Unit

Classification
Morale Object
Department
Beverage & Belief Section
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-302-V
Civilian Price
$22.00

Description

Glazed ceramic vessel depicting a robed practitioner in possession of a burrito. The relationship between the practitioner and the burrito is operational, not culinary. The Beverage & Belief Section has declined to elaborate.

Issued to staff during a morale initiative that exceeded its mandate. Surplus units are released to the public on the understanding that the burrito is part of the design and not a manufacturing fault.

Handling Notes

  • Dishwasher safe. Sorcery is not dishwasher safe but persists regardless.
  • Holds approximately 11 fluid ounces of morale.
  • The wizard is not available for consultation.
Approved for Civilian Use

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