Classified Goods Record SRD-█-HET
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SRD-█-HET Filed 16 Jun 2026
[ REDACTED ITEM NAME WITHHELD ]
- Classification
- Classified
- Department
- Directorate of Withheld Matters
- Status
- Item Exists Only on Paper
- Release Code
- SRD-█-HET
Description
This good has been relocated eleven times and has been found, each time, in the drawer it was removed from. The Ministry has stopped relocating it and started documenting it instead.
It is not lost. It is not missing. It is, in the words of the filing officer, “emphatically present.”
ITEM EXISTS ONLY ON PAPER.
Handling Notes
- Returns to the same drawer regardless of where it is filed. Permit this.
Item Exists Only on Paper