Misfiled Inventory Record SRD-77-??
SRD-77-?? Filed 12 Mar 2026
Object 77: Single Sock, Provenance Unknown
- Classification
- Misfiled Item
- Department
- — (no department claims it)
- Status
- Civilian Release Approved
- Release Code
- SRD-77-??
- Civilian Price
- $16.00
Description
A faithful reproduction of Object 77, a single sock that entered the Ministry system without a matching pair, a sender, or a reason. Repeated attempts to file it under hosiery, evidence, or morale were rejected by each respective office.
The reproduction is offered to the public so that the original may, at last, stop being asked about. It is a sock. That is the entire matter.
Handling Notes
- Sold as a single. There is no second sock. There was never a second sock.
- Reproduction garment; the original Object 77 remains in storage and remains alone.
Approved for Civilian Use