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Issued Garments Record SRD-TD/15

Issued Garment SRD-TD/15: PROVISION OF UNFIXED AGE
SRD-TD/15 Filed 14 Oct 2026
Ministry Record Civilian Release Approved

Issued Garment SRD-TD/15: PROVISION OF UNFIXED AGE

Classification
Garment
Department
Bureau of Temporal Displacement
Status
Civilian Release Approved
Release Code
SRD-TD/15
Civilian Price
$24.00

Description

The illustration depicts a long-bearded wizard in a pointed, wide-brimmed hat and a hooded robe with wide sleeves, standing barefoot. He grips a gnarled walking staff in one hand and holds a wrapped burrito, partly opened, in the other.

The subject is in contact with a hand-held ration whose era the Bureau has been unable to establish, as has his. The two were filed together on the grounds that neither could be filed anywhere else. No receipt was found on the person.

Handling Notes

  • Machine wash cold. The garment is not foil. Do not reheat.
  • The staff was logged on arrival. The wrapper was not.
Approved for Civilian Use